In response to the cellphone terrorists attacks that are currently on the rise and to protect the general public, the UN passed a new law enabling the regional authorities legitimate rights to ban cellphones and like devices in their territories once and for all.
"However, this doesn't mean the end for the telecommunication, nor does it mark the beginning of the era of excommunication" -said the spokesman-. "Instead, during the past few years, with the avid collaboration from the scientists from the ongoing Project Mindvision, we have successfully decoded the data flow and recoded it into human encephalon recognizable patterns so that the brain could be utilized as the direct receiver, therefore bypassing any needs of an external one."
"Moreover, Detecting Poles will be set up within the controlled areas to keep high vigilance and to destory any banned transmission devices if they should be discovered." -reiterated the spokesman, stating to the press their resolution to bring about world peace.
"The benefits of BrainCell-Phone, apart from the instant removal of possible terrorist cellphone attacks, are numerous" -he continued-. "All the existing functions of your cellphone are untouched and the actions of answering, dialing or sending an message are done on a whim. And the best of all is that there will be no delay because the datas will still get through even if the other end is practising reenergizing activities, such as sleeping, their central nervious system will reply without the need to wake up the person himself."
Regrettably, due to the humble size of the present blog, we're unable to present the press conference in its entirety here. But this will without doubt revolutionalize the way people think, the whole world of economics and, indeed, the whole world. Ladies and gentlemen, what we're witnessing here is one of the most important events in human history.
"However, this doesn't mean the end for the telecommunication, nor does it mark the beginning of the era of excommunication" -said the spokesman-. "Instead, during the past few years, with the avid collaboration from the scientists from the ongoing Project Mindvision, we have successfully decoded the data flow and recoded it into human encephalon recognizable patterns so that the brain could be utilized as the direct receiver, therefore bypassing any needs of an external one."
"Moreover, Detecting Poles will be set up within the controlled areas to keep high vigilance and to destory any banned transmission devices if they should be discovered." -reiterated the spokesman, stating to the press their resolution to bring about world peace.
"The benefits of BrainCell-Phone, apart from the instant removal of possible terrorist cellphone attacks, are numerous" -he continued-. "All the existing functions of your cellphone are untouched and the actions of answering, dialing or sending an message are done on a whim. And the best of all is that there will be no delay because the datas will still get through even if the other end is practising reenergizing activities, such as sleeping, their central nervious system will reply without the need to wake up the person himself."
Regrettably, due to the humble size of the present blog, we're unable to present the press conference in its entirety here. But this will without doubt revolutionalize the way people think, the whole world of economics and, indeed, the whole world. Ladies and gentlemen, what we're witnessing here is one of the most important events in human history.
